Javolina!

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A parody of a song by Simon and Garfunkel.
Recorded by Mike in Avon, CT
Recorded: 01/28/2015  Released: 01/30/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Javolina! You weigh 300 pounds, you're just traipsing around on the golf course,
Javolina! You could poke out my eye, but Mike won't be surprised 'cause he lives here...
Among other places..

Playin' golf in the morning sun with Mike Wilbon, we are having fun.
I look down to mark my score..Here comes a 300 pound wild boar!

Javolina! You weigh 300 pounds, you're just traipsing around on the golf course,
Javolina! You could poke out my eye, but Mike won't be surprised 'cause he lives here... when it's cold.

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Brackets by Mike

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Awesome! Nice guitar, too!
    3816 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Oooh! Good! I have a javelina one I sent in, but it may seem like jumping on the hog wagon...
    3822 days ago.