What if Hippos Could Box

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A parody of a song by Alice in Chains.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/27/2015  Released: 01/27/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Mr. Tony asked this question, so I took a few minutes and thought about it related to the animal revolution. It's been a while since I recorded anything, so figured might as well...

Lyrics:
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Animal revolution

What if hippos could box?
I wouldn't want to get hit
One thing though would save me (save me)

Their footwork
(can't they speed it up?)
Just would suck
(don't blame their trainer)
A great left hook
(would be wasted)
Their footwork
(just would be so slow)

Animal revolution
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Based on "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains
(This is the dumbest thing I've ever done...)

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  • Kj in MN in St. Paul, MN
    Crazy good!
    3803 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Cool, thanks. For better or worse, I grew up in the grunge era. Maybe it's time for some Pearl Jam, STP or NIN. :D
    3805 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Damn! I second what Jerry said!! NEXT LEVEL GREAT!!!!!
    3807 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Holy crap. This is my favorite one of 2015 so far. Going straight to the open of the TKJ Podcast this weekend.
    3809 days ago.